Macho Man Slam Men's Tank

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Thankfully, he still got it even after spiritual transition. This wrestling tank depicts an ACTUAL event that will be in the next version of the bible of when the Mach put the slam down on Jesus and took his throne.

  • Vibrant sublimation print will never fade, crack, or peel
  • Material: 100% lightweight Polyester is super soft and comfortable
  • One-sided: print on one side, all white on back; Premium: full print on both sides

Made-to-order process takes approx. 1-2 weeks to ship.

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04/21/2018
Anonymous
Canada

Pretty Dank

The print is minty phresh. I think if the shirt was made of cotton it would be a little more comfortable. Still fits nice though. Buy a size bigger than you normally would. You'll thank me later.

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01/10/2016
Alex N.

Dope shirt was dope.

Dope shirt was dope.

RM
01/09/2016
Ryan M.

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT RANDY!

Hold on to your butt's folks as I spin ye a yarn, of a yarn spun into an item of clothing of such high quality it literally made my evil twin burst into righteous flame. I ordered this tank top some time ago and it has served many great purposes, including but not limited to, causing the combustion of my evil twin, ensuring my claim of scoring wicked hot slash on the reg and importantly ensuring my victories in all fights, both mental and physical. It is to be expected that the tank top took time to reach me, for I am in a land forgotten by time (England) and our own postal system is largely to blame, but this does not detract from the quality of my purchase. The only thing this purchase has not brought me is more money to purchase even more of these fine garments. But eventually I wont have to pay extortionate rent and I will have what the old God's referred to as "Disposable Income" But yeah fr really this is a quality tank top, the print is clear and i wear it pretty frequently, both out, lounging around and to the gym. Will definitely be purchasing again once I can afford to. Cheers Ryan

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01/09/2016
Oscar r.

It was good

It was good


Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up. Since these are Cotton, they may shrink slightly once washed.

Men's Tank Top Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 19 20.5 21.5 23.5 25 27
cm 44.4 48.3 52.1 54.6 59.7 63.5 68.6
Length in 26 28 29 29.5 31 32 33
cm 66 71.1 73.7 74.9 53.3 81.3 83.8

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular tank top or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart

Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Scoop T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19 20.5 22 23.5 25.5 27
cm 45.7 48.3 52.1 55.9 59.7 64.8 68.6
Length in 30 30.5 31 31.5 32 33 33.5
cm 76.2 77.5 78.7 80 81.3 83.8 85.1

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement. Remember since this is a scoop tee, the Length measurement should be longer than a normal shirt.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 18.5 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.5 23.5
cm 44.4 47 49.5 52.1 54.6 57.1 59.7
Length in 25.5 26 26.5 27 27.5 28 28.5
cm 64.78 66 67.3 68.6 69.8 71.1 72.4

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's Leggings Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist in 10.5 11.5 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5
cm 26.7 29.2 31.8 34.29 36.8 39.4 41.9 44.5 47
Hips in 12.25 13.25 14.25 15.25 16.25 17.25 18.25 19.25 20.25
cm 31.1 33.7 36.2 38.7 41.3 43.8 46.4 48.9 51.4
Inseam in 27.5 27.75 28 28.25 28.5 28.75 29 29.25 29.5
cm 69.9 70.5 71.1 71.8 72.4 73 73.7 74.3 74.9

How To Measure Like A Boss

Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).

Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).

Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

Dog Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length in 10 13 16 20 25 32
cm 25.4 33 40.6 50.8 63.5 81.3
Neck in 9 10 13 17 22 25
cm 22.9 25.4 33 43.2 55.9 63.5
Chest in 14 18 22 26 30 34
cm 35.6 45.7 55.9 66 76.2 86.4

How To Measure Your Pup

Doggos are a little tricky to measure properly, so please follow these instructions. If you are in between sizes, order the closest size matching the "Length" measurement of your dog (i.e. if dog’s Length is 17.5", order the size M).

If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.

Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.

Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.

Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.