*PRE-ORDER* Sandal Toaster

Size Guide

Warm up your toe-sies before going outside! Our brand new sandal toasters are made with special infrared technology that heats but doesn't melt your typical shitty ass $5 beach sandals. Flip flops were made to be toasted. Once you try this, we guarantee you'll get addicted to some really weird types of dark net market porn that will land you in jail, or worse!

FLIP FLOPS SOLD SEPARATELY!

Pre-order this magical toaster today for these benefits:

  • You'll be able to heat up your flip flops
  • You can invite women and/or children to your house
  • No sexual consent required!
  • OBEY THE DARK LORD AND BUY THIS NOW



Size Chart


All sizes in inches.

Mens T-Shirt
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19.5

21

22.5

24

25.5

27

Length
(B)

27.5

28.5

29.5

30.5

31.5

32.5

33

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little large.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Mens Tank
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

17.7

19.3

20.9

22.4

24

25.6

27

Length
(B)

26.8

28

29.1

30.3

31.5

32.6

33.8

Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more standard than our shirts.
These tanks are tall friendly.


Hoodies XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26 27
Hoodie sizing tips:
Our hoodies run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Sweatshirt XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26.5 27
Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our sweatshirts run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.

Womens Tee
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

Length
(B)

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls clothes fit standard American.

Leggings XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US