This is an initial framework of what you can expect when interacting with Shirtwascash.

This is the example we aim to set for others to follow, ideals we will exemplify, and test. It is our hope that you become comfortable with and eventually proud to share some of these ideals with others in the real world when you wear our clothes.

Once you have fixed on you governing principles, you must hold onto them as laws that you cannot transgress. Pay no heed to what is said of you for it is beyond your control.

Epictetus - Encheiridon 50.

IF THESE INHERITABLE STANDARDS ARE ACCEPTED BY THE MAJORITY AS TRUTH we believe the sentiment of conversation we see online will improve.

We hypothesize that these COMMON VALUES will help improve mental health and increase economic prosperity through less stress, less distraction, less unproductive infighting, less judgement, less risk from pharmaceutical experimentation, more individual freedom, more diversity, more sustainability, and more overall well-being shared by the masses.

Remember, we are human and imperfect too. If we break your trust or make a questionable decision, we implore you to contact anon@shirtwascash.com with feedback. Your insight matters to us and we can handle unfiltered direct honesty.

best,

                                         

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Size Chart


All sizes in inches.

Mens T-Shirt
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19.5

21

22.5

24

25.5

27

Length
(B)

27.5

28.5

29.5

30.5

31.5

32.5

33

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little large.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Mens Tank
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

17.7

19.3

20.9

22.4

24

25.6

27

Length
(B)

26.8

28

29.1

30.3

31.5

32.6

33.8

Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more standard than our shirts.
These tanks are tall friendly.


Hoodies XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26 27
Hoodie sizing tips:
Our hoodies run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Sweatshirt XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26.5 27
Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our sweatshirts run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.

Womens Tee
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

Length
(B)

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls clothes fit standard American.

Leggings XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist (A) 10 5/8 11 5/8 12 5/8 13 5/8 14 5/8 15 5/8 16 5/8 17 5/8 18 5/8
Hips (B) 12 1/4 13 1/4 14 1/4 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 1/4 20 1/4
Inseam (C) 27 1/2 27 3/4 28 28 1/4 28 1/2 28 3/4 29 29 1/4 29 1/2
Leg Opening 3 7/8 4 1/8 4 3/8 4 5/8 4 7/8 5 1/8 5 3/8 5 5/8 5 7/8
Leggings sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US