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Broccoli Hoodie

3 total reviews

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Behind the Meme

Classic 2010s stoner meme: slapping “BLAZE IT” over the least smokable thing possible—fresh, crunchy broccoli.

The original vegetable violation that made every 4/20 timeline smell like steamed greens.

Perfect camouflage for when you actually do blaze it at [10].

The Lore

Born from the unholy marriage of 2012 MLG "420 Blaze It" gaming culture and DRAM's 2016 hip-hop hit that made broccoli the ultimate cannabis euphemism. This hoodie lets you signal your stoner irony fluency while maintaining plausible veggie deniability. The photorealistic florets say "healthy eating" while the bold text says... something else entirely.

The Specs

Visual: All-over sublimation print with photorealistic broccoli pattern. (Not a scratch-and-sniff—sorry.)

Fabric: Heavyweight 308 GSM (9.08 oz/yd²) recycled polyester-elastane fleece.

Feel: Soft cotton-feel face, brushed fleece inside. Does not feel like gym clothes—because it isn't.

Durability: Design fused into fiber—never cracks, peels, or fades.

Fit: Relaxed unisex fit with double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket.

The Trust

GRS Certified • OEKO-TEX® 100 • Recycled Polyester (Post-Consumer Plastic) • Zero-Wastewater Printing • Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU) • Fade-Resistant Guarantee

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United States Rates

Start at $4.49 • 2 - 5 day transit
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Canada Rates

Start at $6.99 • 3 - 6 day transit
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EU and UK Rates

Start at $4.59 • 3 - 6 day transit
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Australia, NZ, Asia Rates

Start at $7.19 • 6 - 14 days transit
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Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print cover the inside of the hood too?

Yes, the print covers the entire hood interior and exterior thanks to our double-lining approach. This creates a structured, premium appearance and prevents the flat, flimsy look of single-lined hoods. The brushed interior feels soft against your neck while maintaining sharp, fully saturated design coverage throughout the garment.

Is this a heavyweight or midweight hoodie?

This is a heavy midweight at approximately 300gsm recycled polyester fleece. The brushed interior adds substantial loft and density without excess bulk, making it ideal for layering or standalone wear in cool weather. The fabric's weight helps the sublimated print appear more premium while maintaining breathability and comfort during active use.

Will it pill after washing?

Pilling is rare with this fabric. The high-quality recycled poly fleece features longer, more tightly spun fibers than budget cotton blends, preventing those annoying fuzz balls. With proper care—cold wash and air dry—the surface stays smooth and valid for years rather than months. The fiber construction is specifically engineered to resist degradation.

Why polyester instead of cotton fleece?

Recycled poly fleece enables all-over prints that never fade or crack, something cotton simply cannot deliver. The brushed interior feels as cozy as vintage fleece while holding its shape better after washing—no shrinkage, consistent fit. The recycled material is a major sustainability win for conscious shoppers without compromising on comfort or durability.

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Anonymous
Very comf

Absolutely based

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Jibbe H.
Cool t-shirt

Bought a size S, but it is too big. Cool print though.

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Kerry T.
Best birthday gift

I bought the broccoli hoodie for my nephew for his birthday and it fit perfectly! He loves it and gets a million compliments....it's super cool!