We created Shirtwascash to bring you quality clothes that help showcase why you're awesome.

Pay attention next time you're out... Everyone wears the same shit! We want more people to stop  blending in with the crowd. The things that make you different also make you great! Why not share that with the world?  Our clothes help you be confident, have more fun, and make new friends.

Transparency Report

  We started on Reddit in 2014
with 47,031 Total Orders since &
18.49% of our customers come back!

 


WE CARE ABOUT EVERY PIXEL

We don't have as many designs as other stores because we focus on quality over quantity. Every new design is created by our in-house artists in high resolution for unbeatable end result. Seriously, those other companies outsource all their artwork... and you can see the difference! Don't be fooled by a good looking tiny mock-up photo on other websites (including Amazon).


HOW WE MAKE OUR CLOTHES IN THE USA

From the moment you finish ordering, our NEW (since Sept. 2017) automated back-end software tracks every item in your order from start to finish through our manufacturing process. This enables us to have some of the lowest on-demand shipping times.

Every garment is hand-made from scratch in the USA. We print on super soft fabrics using high-pressure sublimation machines. Our technology allows us to print ultra high resolution 400DPI images onto your clothes that NEVER FADES! We have continuously improved our quality standards for the past three years. It's never been a better time to join the family.

WE GOT A LIVE CHAT, BITCHES!

What is the Shirtwascash Family Dinner discord?
Discord is an instant messaging, video, and VoIP web app that works in any modern browser. There's also a stand alone application available for Mac and Windows if your prefer that instead. As well as mobile applications available for iOS and Android.

Our Shirtwascash Family Dinner is simply a place to hang out with other awesome people. We are laid back, often stream/play video games together, and share creative ideas. Oh, our family dinner also gets first access to sales and weekly giveaways.

I would love for you to hang out! Join now.

 

  DID YOU KNOW?   
Our designs begin as user-submitted ideas by our awesome community of shit posters? See other's ideas and submit your own here! ( NSFW )

 

Here's Our Promise:  We will not modify or hide ANY reviews above 1 star.

We exclude 1 stars due to the amount of trolls we receive in that category.

 

 

...featured in and on the front pages of Reddit, Imgur, Funnyjunk, 9gag, iFunny, and many more!

 

Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up. Since these are Cotton, they may shrink slightly once washed.

Men's Tank Top Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 19 20.5 21.5 23.5 25 27
cm 44.4 48.3 52.1 54.6 59.7 63.5 68.6
Length in 26 28 29 29.5 31 32 33
cm 66 71.1 73.7 74.9 53.3 81.3 83.8

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular tank top or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart

Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Scoop T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19 20.5 22 23.5 25.5 27
cm 45.7 48.3 52.1 55.9 59.7 64.8 68.6
Length in 30 30.5 31 31.5 32 33 33.5
cm 76.2 77.5 78.7 80 81.3 83.8 85.1

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement. Remember since this is a scoop tee, the Length measurement should be longer than a normal shirt.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 18.5 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.5 23.5
cm 44.4 47 49.5 52.1 54.6 57.1 59.7
Length in 25.5 26 26.5 27 27.5 28 28.5
cm 64.78 66 67.3 68.6 69.8 71.1 72.4

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's Leggings Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist in 10.5 11.5 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5
cm 26.7 29.2 31.8 34.29 36.8 39.4 41.9 44.5 47
Hips in 12.25 13.25 14.25 15.25 16.25 17.25 18.25 19.25 20.25
cm 31.1 33.7 36.2 38.7 41.3 43.8 46.4 48.9 51.4
Inseam in 27.5 27.75 28 28.25 28.5 28.75 29 29.25 29.5
cm 69.9 70.5 71.1 71.8 72.4 73 73.7 74.3 74.9

How To Measure Like A Boss

Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).

Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).

Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

Dog Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length in 10 13 16 20 25 32
cm 25.4 33 40.6 50.8 63.5 81.3
Neck in 9 10 13 17 22 25
cm 22.9 25.4 33 43.2 55.9 63.5
Chest in 14 18 22 26 30 34
cm 35.6 45.7 55.9 66 76.2 86.4

How To Measure Your Pup

Doggos are a little tricky to measure properly, so please follow these instructions. If you are in between sizes, order the closest size matching the "Length" measurement of your dog (i.e. if dog’s Length is 17.5", order the size M).

If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.

Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.

Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.

Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.