Evoking high-summer nostalgia, this chaotic design features a dense, three-dimensional heap of iconic 1990s-style water weaponry (think heavy-duty plastic blasters). Contact us with accessibility feedback, we'd love to help!

Summer Soaker Men's Swim Shorts - The unmistakable electric lemon yellow (#FCEE21) pressurized reservoirs and stark white (#FFFFFF) pump-action barrels associated with the Larami-era "CPS" water weaponry design.

Summer Soaker Men's Swim Shorts

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$64.95 - $74.95

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Loved by 90s kids!

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Behind the Meme

The Super Soaker, Lonnie Johnson's 1990 invention, turned every backyard into a warzone with pressurized blasts that soaked shirts and settled scores.

This yellow-and-green pattern is pure 90s energy: locked, loaded, and ready for fun.

Wear it and relive the glory of neighborhood water battles.

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Description

The Lore

Channels the pure 1990s suburban water warfare era when every summer escalated into neighborhood-wide tactical combat. That electric lemon yellow plastic and radioactive lime green reservoirs trigger instant recognition for anyone who survived the Larami CPS arms race (maximum soakage capacity unlocked). Wearing this proves you understood the sacred rules of pool deck diplomacy and respected the pump-action hierarchy. For those who remember the weight of a fully loaded Super Soaker 3000 and the strategic advantage of backyard hose access.

The Specs

Fabric: Midweight 174 GSM (5.13 oz) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex.

Print Tech: Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.

Feel: Graphics feel weightless like wearing liquid summer memories. Quick-dry performance moves through poolside chaos with the confidence of someone who never lost a water fight.

Fit: Regular fit with elastic waistband, drawcord, and anti-chafe mesh liner. Quick-dry with UPF 50+ protection. True to size.

The Trust

OEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · Zero-Wastewater Printing · Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU) · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · Fade-Resistant Guarantee

Rating: G · Wholesome Nostalgia · Family Safe

Visual Accessibility: Evoking high-summer nostalgia, this chaotic design features a dense, three-dimensional heap of iconic 1990s-style water weaponry (think heavy-duty plastic blasters). The aggressive palette highlights electric lemon yellow bodies and radioactive lime green reservoirs, punctuated by stark white pump barrels and safety orange nozzle tips. A high-resolution gloss mimics the sheen of wet plastic—perfectly capturing a jumbled toy chest vibe.

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FAQ▼

Frequently Asked Questions

Will the print fade in chlorine or saltwater?

Sublimation printing infuses dye molecules directly into the recycled polyester fibers at the molecular level, making it fade-proof against chlorine and saltwater. Unlike surface-applied prints, the dye can't be stripped away by chemicals or salt exposure. Your print maintains its vibrancy through beach trips and pool seasons, which is precisely why sublimation is the standard for quality swimwear.

Is there a mesh liner?

Yes, these trunks include a breathable mesh liner that provides support and coverage without requiring additional layers underneath. The mesh construction allows airflow to prevent that uncomfortable stuck-to-skin feeling during extended water exposure. The liner is engineered to work as part of the complete garment, not as an afterthought, making the trunks functional straight from the package.

How long do these take to dry?

The recycled polyester construction doesn't absorb water the way natural fibers do, so moisture beads up on the surface and evaporates rapidly. Real-world dry time is typically under an hour depending on humidity and airflow, which is practical for beach days with multiple water activities. You won't spend hours in soggy, uncomfortable trunks waiting to dry out.

Is the liner comfortable or does it bunch up?

The mesh liner is cut to match the trunk's contours, allowing it to move with your body during swimming and active use without bunching or riding up. The mesh material is soft and non-irritating, designed for extended wear without chafing. This liner is engineered for actual comfort rather than just checking a box, making it functional during laps, beach volleyball, or casual lounging.