BSOD Hoodie

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WARNING: THIS BSOD SHIRT DELETES SYSTEM 32.

  • Vibrant sublimation print will never fade, crack, or peel
  • Unisex hoodie style looks great on guys and girls
  • Material: 100% Polyester exterior, 100% Cotton-Fleece interior

Made-to-order process takes approx. 1 week

  • Ultra-vivid 400dpi print

    We spent five years developing a sublimation printing method that allows for the highest dye sublimation production quality possible, and you’ll notice the difference from cheaper competitors.

    Quality Comparison

    Zero Void™ technology

    Combined with Layflat Construction allow for the print to fill the entire shirt without those annoying white marks along the seams and armpits you may have seen elsewhere.

    Zero Void Technology

    This shirt is cash, man

    Ultra Soft Fabric

    Soft… Like real soft

    Made from our proprietary “I can’t believe it’s not cotton” 100% mid-weight Polyester material. Developed specifically for sublimation for incredibly vibrant color, durability, and pill resistance.

    USA Factory

    Made in the USA

    Rest easy knowing that your threads were made right here in the USA by hand. This is probably why you’ll receive a shirt that doesn’t wrinkle, peel, fade, or crack and will last through many years of wear.

  • Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

    These hoodies are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

  • Production & Shipping Times

    Please remember that all of our products are made-to-order. This means every order is made uniquely just for you as soon as you order it. Since we don’t mass produce our shiz in a desolate slave-wage compound in a coastal Chinese city, it does mean that production times will take a few days. Yes, even though we live in the instant gratification Amazon Prime era, we promise you’ll be seriously happy with what you receive!

    USA & Canada

    Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 2-5 Days Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 2-5 Days

    International

    Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 1-2 Weeks Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 1-2 Weeks

    Returns & Exchanges

    We care a lot of about our products and customers! You can return or exchange your order for any reason within 14 days of receiving it. If you received a damaged, defective, or incorrect item and would like to return it, we will refund you 100% of your order or we will exchange it at no extra cost to you. See our full Return & Exchange policy here.


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    JS
    03/02/2020
    Joseph S.
    United Kingdom United Kingdom

    Purple Screen of Death

    Despite being a very comfortable and well-crafted article of clothing, this hoodie is overwhelmingly purple in colour. I understand that there will always be some discrepancy in hue between the original image and the printed product, but this difference is outside the range of what would be considered reasonable. It's not just my eyes being weird; I've asked two of my friends what colour this is and they both answered purple. In fact, they both recognised the BSOD text but were thrown off the scent by the lack of blue. In my eyes, the appeal of Shirtwascash clothing is its innate ability to provide a vehicle for humour, and as such, it is a tragedy when it falls short. Though I am exceedingly pleased with four out of the six items I ordered, this product fails to meet the Shirtwascash standard.

    L
    05/01/2016
    Leah-fy

    this hoodie is an error, so is my life

    Design is awesome and is printed into the fabric, I dont expect it to fade. Its super comfy and the only downside was waiting 3 weeks to get it.

    05/27/2016
    Shirtwascash

    Glad you enjoyed the hoodie, we are working on shipping times with a goal of 10 days by the end of 2016.

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