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Broccoli T-Shirt

24 total reviews

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Behind the Meme

Classic 2010s stoner meme: slapping “BLAZE IT” over the least smokable thing possible—fresh, crunchy broccoli.

The original vegetable violation that made every 4/20 timeline smell like steamed greens.

Perfect camouflage for when you actually do blaze it at [10].

Ultra-Soft All-Day Tee Your new go-to for comfort that lasts.

Crafted from premium soft jersey knit (96% polyester, 4% spandex), this mid-weight knit delivers a smooth, soft feel with 2-way stretch for easy movement. Designed to stay vibrant wash after wash—no fading, no pilling.

Size Tip: Runs true-to-size; size up for a relaxed, comfy fit.

Perfect For: Everyday wear, layering, festivals and gifting.

We know you'll love it, live in it.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this safe for the dryer or one of those 'hang dry only' situations?

Dryer-safe and low-maintenance. The 240gsm weight prevents heat damage, and the fused print won't peel or fade. You can toss it in with regular laundry and forget about it. The fabric's durable enough for weekly washing without losing shape or color integrity.

Do the sizes run more slim or large? I don't want an under armour.

Standard sizing with a relaxed silhouette. The substantial fabric weight creates a smooth, structured appearance that flatters most body types. It's not tapered or fitted—just a straightforward, comfortable cut that works for everyday wear.

How would a lazy person wash and dry this? Asking for a friend.

Straightforward care: warm wash, regular dry. The sublimated print won't crack or fade regardless of heat settings. Synthetic fibers resist wrinkles and stains naturally. It's built for durability and convenience, requiring no special treatment or hand-washing.

How breathable is this? I don't want to wear a plastic bag in the middle of summer.

Designed for warm-weather wear. The moisture-wicking properties keep you dry during activity, and the knit breathes well despite the weight. It won't feel like a plastic bag—the fabric is engineered to move air and release heat efficiently.

Customers praised this comfortable t-shirt for its vibrant colors, quality print, and great fit. Multiple shoppers noted "top quality" materials and fast shipping. Some concerns included sizing running larger than expected and white gaps in the print pattern near armpits. One customer mentioned colors weren't as bright as pictured.

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  • 5 stars: 18 (75%)
  • 4 stars: 4 (17%)
  • 3 stars: 2 (8%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Anonymous
High

Love the shirt, very comfortable. Looks very cool, even if you can't read the text just cause broccoli is so awesome. Looks great, fits well.

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Thomas S.
Top Quality and Logistics

I ordered this Shirt from Germany and it was delivred in 14 das.
To me it seems, that the americain size L is a bit taller than the european. I had this in mind and therfor the sheart fitts perfekt.

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Anonymous
Not the freshest Broccoli

Sadly the nice, nutritional broccoli wasn‘t as bright in real as it is on the pic.
Maybe i got some genetically modified.
Quality is top nonetheless. Nice print, no left out Spaces.

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Anonymous
Amazing

I got this shirt for my boyfriends bday and he loves it. Thank you so much. Shipping was fast and the quality cannot be beat. Keep it up Shirtwascash. Y’all have a new regular now

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Avery J.
Sombody toucha my broccoli

Sombody toucha my broccoli

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Jim
Dank w33d

420/420 would blaze again

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Owen R.
Awesome quality shirt, great service.

I got this shirt. This was a good shirt. Thank you for my new favorite shirt.

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Evan B.
Best shirt i own

Gotten unbelieveable amounta of pussy after wearing this shirt, would definiteky reccomend to a friend.

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Jon B.
Good shirt

Good shirt

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Bridget K.
This Shirt's Cash

The colors are vibrant and haven't faded yet (I've had this shirt for about 6 months). It fits really well and the fabric quality is pretty good. The print looks great. I would recommend this shirt as long as you don't mind looking like a slimy memefuck (I don't). It's probably one of my favorite shirts.

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Omar M.
It's awesome! It was a

It's awesome! It was a great birthday present!

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Jonah B.
Hella Rad

Comfortable and awesome looking. Planning to buy more!

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Nicholas K.
Almost perfect!

Awesome shirt, there are only two things I wish had been a little different about the transaction. I bought this shirt back in (I believe) February of 2015. My only two problems with it were mostly just me being unaware of how this company works. My expectations were that this was going to be like amazon, super speedy shipping and whatnot. I didn't realize that this company was very young and had like one employee, so the shipping was very slow. When I emailed Anon, they replied super quickly and explained that this is a small business so shipping will be a little slow. The quick reply was greatly appreciated and all was good.
The only other issue I had was that I didn't realize there were going to be those white gaps in the shirt pattern, but checking the website a few weeks later (I think it's in the FAQ section) there was plenty of information about that so it's really my fault for not doing my research.
Overall, awesome shirt, love this website!!

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Joshua A.
The broccoli [10] took some

The broccoli [10] took some time to get here but it was worth it

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Cathie W.
Amazing customer service

Everything I wanted and beyond, went way past what I expected

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Artur K.
Great idea, finishing could be better

Hey man, great idea and whole business is run in a good spirit. I am happy with your shirt, but finishing could be better. Area near armpits have some white stuff with nothing printed on it.
Some room for improvement, but treat it as a feedback :)
Greting from Poland

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Birgit G.
[10]Broccoli Review

I really really like this shirt anon. Also i wont forget that you upgraded it to premium for me :).
Looking forward to buy some Tee's once more :D
With Love
Aeon

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Alex S.
great shirt

great shirt

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Andrew B.
prettycoolshirt/10

Nice shirt, only thing I didnt like was the price
I'm glad that I can wear it out in public at least, unlike most of ur shirts
Getting mad compliments and whatnots from the normies
Girls even starting to give me more attention
Everyone asking me where I got it
Recommend this shirt to anyone

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Brooculus
Is good shirt

After buying this shirt I been a millionaire now. I saw once a homeless man on the street, and he gave me money.

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Assley
I have transcended

Because of this shirt I was able to break free from the flesh prison that once bound me. Also fits hella gud.

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Sarai C.
sent review before I finshed...

I compared this shirt to a regular medium sized shirt I had and these shirts run significantly larger. Material is nice to the touch but the size is the one problem. Otherwise great shirt

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Sarai C.
Nice Shirt

I really like the shirt. It is made using a nice soft material (I'm not the wearer so I don't know how it stands against heat/sweat/cold) but it runs big. I ordered a medium and compared it to a shirt

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Can e.
I bought this shirt and now I'm a better person.

Before I purchased this shirt, I was just your average joe. Now I am a person with all the ladies and friends. Look at me, I made it. Shirt fits great even after being washed, no fading or anything to speak of. Overall top quality 10/10; with rice 8/10.