Two photorealistic kittens tumble through a chaotic psychedelic hyperspace tunnel, featuring a fluffy ginger tabby diving Superman-style alongside a wide-eyed grey companion. Contact us with accessibility feedback, we'd love to help!

Flying Cat Lasers Women's Tee

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$36.95 - $37.95

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Animal lovers approved!

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Behind the Meme

Back when 2007 internet meant rainbow laser cats shooting through space on every MySpace profile and deviantART page.

The original "nyan.exe" energy that every kid made with Photoshop.

Wear it and revive that wide-eyed wonder from the days when cats ruled the web.

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Description

The Lore

Captures the peak 2007-2012 collision of lolcat internet culture and galaxy print fashion domination. The photorealistic kittens suspended in cyan laser beams and electric magenta warp speed creates that specific early meme era nostalgia (before everything got ironic about being ironic). Wearing this proves you survived the golden age of image macros and still appreciate maximum chaos over minimalist trends. For those who remember when "Nyan Cat" soundtracked your entire summer and galaxy leggings were considered high fashion.

The Specs

Fabric: Sourced regionally for speed and reduced transport emissions.
US: Dense-Knit 240 GSM (93% polyester, 7% spandex) · EU: Heavyweight 215 GSM (96% polyester, 4% spandex)

Print Tech: Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.

Feel: Graphics feel weightless—like wearing a portal to peak internet chaos instead of fabric. Breathes easy through nostalgic daydreams while commanding attention with pure dopamine-driven maximalism.

Fit: A contoured cut with a tapered waist and standard length. The fabric has 2-way stretch (horizontal give), but the knit can cling to curves. Runs small: We strongly recommend sizing up +1 for a comfortable fit.

The Trust

OEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · Zero-Wastewater Printing · Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU) · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · Fade-Resistant Guarantee

Rating: G · Wholesome Absurdist · Family Safe

Visual Accessibility: Two photorealistic kittens tumble through a chaotic psychedelic hyperspace tunnel, featuring a fluffy ginger tabby diving Superman-style alongside a wide-eyed grey companion. The background explodes from a Void Black singularity into aggressive warp-speed streaks of Deep Galactic Indigo, Electric Magenta, and Cyan Laser. Shards of Solar Flare Yellow pierce the motion-blurred darkness (creating a window into a vivid, feline-filled dimension).

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Start at $4.49 • 2 - 5 day transit
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Canada Rates

Start at $6.99 • 3 - 6 day transit
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Start at $4.59 • 3 - 6 day transit
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Australia, NZ, Asia Rates

Start at $7.19 • 6 - 14 days transit
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FAQ▼

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this that 'tissue-thin' material that shows every lump and bump?

The 240gsm weight is specifically chosen to provide coverage without bulk. Polyester-spandex blends at this density naturally smooth the silhouette, and sublimation printing bakes color into fibers rather than sitting on top. The contoured women's cut follows curves without suction-cupping, delivering the anti-bodycon drip you're actually looking for.

Is this a 'true' womens or is it just a smaller mens shirt?

True women's cut means shoulders aren't oversized and the torso isn't awkwardly long like unisex blanks. The 240gsm weight holds the tapered waist shape while the contoured fit through the body actually looks feminine without being uncomfortably tight. This is designed for actual human women, not a generic template.

Does it stay tucked in when you move, or do you have to keep fixing it all day?

That 240gsm weight does the heavy lifting here—thicker fabric naturally stays in place better than flimsy alternatives. Combined with the contoured women's cut that sits closer to your body without restriction, it tends to stay where you put it. This performs way better than typical poly blends that seem allergic to staying tucked during regular movement.

Will this fabric pill (annoying lint balls) after it rubs against a bag or jacket?

Polyester is naturally pill-resistant due to fiber construction, and at 240gsm this dense weave resists friction from bags and jackets. The sublimation process creates no raised surface texture that would catch and pill. Polyester actually outperforms cotton for durability in this regard, maintaining a fresh appearance even with regular layering and crossbody bag wear.