Self-Checkout Stealing Men's T-Shirt

90-Day Return & Exchange

Shipping to 100+ Countries

Fabriqué à la main en Amérique

Make sure everyone knows you're only stealing one item from the self-checkout lane.

Our cotton t-shirts are proudly cut and sewn in the USA.

  • 100% lightweight Airlume cotton
  • Eco-friendly water-based inks