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Here's the outcome when you put Nordstrom level fabric together with random things from the 90s in a blender then you chopped them up and put them inside an oven. Voila! A wicked vaporwave desk mat!
This desk mat is like an extra long mousepad. Like the Dachshund of mousepads.
Please remember that all of our products are made-to-order. This means every order is made uniquely just for you as soon as you order it. Since we don’t mass produce our shiz in a desolate slave-wage compound in a coastal Chinese city, it does mean that production times will take a few days. Yes, even though we live in the instant gratification Amazon Prime era, we promise you’ll be seriously happy with what you receive!
We care a lot of about our products and customers! You can return or exchange your order for any reason within 14 days of receiving it. If you received a damaged, defective, or incorrect item and would like to return it, we will refund you 100% of your order or we will exchange it at no extra cost to you. See our full Return & Exchange policy here.
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These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 27.5 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30.5 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| cm | 69.8 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 80 | 82.5 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 27.5 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30.5 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| cm | 69.8 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 80 | 82.5 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up. Since these are Cotton, they may shrink slightly once washed.
These tank tops are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 17.5 | 19 | 20.5 | 21.5 | 23.5 | 25 | 27 |
| cm | 44.4 | 48.3 | 52.1 | 54.6 | 59.7 | 63.5 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 26 | 28 | 29 | 29.5 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| cm | 66 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 74.9 | 53.3 | 81.3 | 83.8 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular tank top or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These hoodies are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 27.5 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30.5 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| cm | 69.8 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 80 | 82.5 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These hoodies are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 27.5 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30.5 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| cm | 69.8 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 80 | 82.5 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 27.5 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30.5 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| cm | 69.8 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 80 | 82.5 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.5 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 48.3 | 52.1 | 55.9 | 59.7 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 30 | 30.5 | 31 | 31.5 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 |
| cm | 76.2 | 77.5 | 78.7 | 80 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85.1 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement. Remember since this is a scoop tee, the Length measurement should be longer than a normal shirt.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 17.5 | 18.5 | 19.5 | 20.5 | 21.5 | 22.5 | 23.5 |
| cm | 44.4 | 47 | 49.5 | 52.1 | 54.6 | 57.1 | 59.7 | |
| Length | in | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 | 27 | 27.5 | 28 | 28.5 |
| cm | 64.78 | 66 | 67.3 | 68.6 | 69.8 | 71.1 | 72.4 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
These leggings are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes. Pre-shrunk.
| XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist | in | 10.5 | 11.5 | 12.5 | 13.5 | 14.5 | 15.5 | 16.5 | 17.5 | 18.5 |
| cm | 26.7 | 29.2 | 31.8 | 34.29 | 36.8 | 39.4 | 41.9 | 44.5 | 47 | |
| Hips | in | 12.25 | 13.25 | 14.25 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.25 | 18.25 | 19.25 | 20.25 |
| cm | 31.1 | 33.7 | 36.2 | 38.7 | 41.3 | 43.8 | 46.4 | 48.9 | 51.4 | |
| Inseam | in | 27.5 | 27.75 | 28 | 28.25 | 28.5 | 28.75 | 29 | 29.25 | 29.5 |
| cm | 69.9 | 70.5 | 71.1 | 71.8 | 72.4 | 73 | 73.7 | 74.3 | 74.9 | |
Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).
Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).
Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | in | 10 | 13 | 16 | 20 | 25 | 32 |
| cm | 25.4 | 33 | 40.6 | 50.8 | 63.5 | 81.3 | |
| Neck | in | 9 | 10 | 13 | 17 | 22 | 25 |
| cm | 22.9 | 25.4 | 33 | 43.2 | 55.9 | 63.5 | |
| Chest | in | 14 | 18 | 22 | 26 | 30 | 34 |
| cm | 35.6 | 45.7 | 55.9 | 66 | 76.2 | 86.4 | |
Doggos are a little tricky to measure properly, so please follow these instructions. If you are in between sizes, order the closest size matching the "Length" measurement of your dog (i.e. if dog’s Length is 17.5", order the size M).
If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.
Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.
Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.
Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.