{"product_id":"the-dudes-rug-beach-towel","title":"The Dudes Rug Beach Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChannel the exact \u003cstrong\u003e1998 Coen Brothers\u003c\/strong\u003e aesthetic that launched a thousand philosophy majors into bowling leagues. This photorealistic Persian rug print captures the specific red and navy medallion pattern that really tied the Dude's room together (now permanently poolside-ready). Wearing this proves you understand that sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you. For those who quote Lebowski unironically and know that a caucasian isn't just a drink—it's a lifestyle choice, man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sourced regionally for speed and reduced transport emissions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ultra-Heavy 360 GSM (52% cotton, 48% polyester) · \u003cstrong\u003eEU:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ultra-Heavy 400 GSM (50% cotton, 50% polyester)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphics feel weightless like wearing cinematic history instead of terry cloth. Substantial enough to make The Dude proud, soft enough for post-bowling naps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Available in 30″×60″ or 36″×72″. Printed on one side only. Terry fabric for absorbency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eREACH Compliant · Zero-Wastewater Printing · \u003cstrong\u003eSweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Resistant Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e PG · Parody · Family Safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual Accessibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mimicking a traditional Persian rug, this photorealistic design features a rich deep persian red field saturated with ornate motifs. A complex central medallion in midnight navy and antique gold anchors a symmetrical explosion of arabesques and botanical palmettes that simulate a vintage knotted weave. The layout is framed by a substantial border system of floral rosettes in slate blue and cream (delivering a classic \"room-tying\" vibe).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"30″×60″","offer_id":42255220899902,"sku":"8072006_8874","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36″×72″","offer_id":42255220932670,"sku":"8072006_22610","price":48.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0537\/4221\/files\/the-dudes-rug-beach-towel-3672-2427051.jpg?v=1766372403","url":"https:\/\/thatshirtwascash.com\/products\/the-dudes-rug-beach-towel","provider":"Shirtwascash","version":"1.0","type":"link"}