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The Bearstronaut White Pocket Tee

Size Guide

Fact: Bears adopted the talent of hibernation during prolonged rocket missions to Earth. The planet that bears originitated from is the exact distance from Earth as the common duration of a winter on earth, in light years. They brought back this bear shirt as memorabilia for their travels and rich historical past.

Calculations

1 light year = 9.461x10 12Ā kilometers

.25 light years = 2.365x10 12Ā kilometers

1 astronomical unit = roughly 1.496x10 -8Ā kilometers

2.365x10 12Ā kilometers = 15,809 astronomical units

Distance from Earth to Pluto = 32.6 astronomical units

Furthest reaches of the Oort Cloud = 2x10 5Ā astronomical units

Velocity of bear to reach Earth in .25 yrs = 3.795x10 9Ā meters per second

Speed of light in a vacuum = 2.99x10 8Ā meters per second

Velocity of bear in units of speed of light = 12.69c


Conclusions:

  • Bears are extraterrestrials from an unidentified planetesimal in the furthest reaches of the Oort Cloud
  • Bears are capable of sustained velocities nearly 13 times greater in magnitude than the speed of light in a vacuum
Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' shirt or are from Europe, order a size down!

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
OurĀ tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanksĀ are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted'Ā tankĀ or are from Europe, order a size down!

Hoodies &Ā Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/SweatshirtĀ sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirtsĀ are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
HandcraftedĀ using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
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Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls shirts have a standard fit but run a tad large!
These shirts are manufactured from start to finish using new technologies & equipment.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is veryĀ high.

Girl'sĀ Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
HipsĀ (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
InseamĀ (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
LeggingsĀ sizing tips:
We hand-makeĀ all of our leggingsĀ in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US