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The Bearstronaut Black Pocket Tee

Fact: Bears adopted the talent of hibernation during prolonged rocket missions to Earth. The planet that bears originitated from is the exact distance from Earth as the common duration of a winter on earth, in light years. They brought back this bear shirt as memorabilia for their travels and rich historical past.


1 light year = 9.461x10 12 kilometers

.25 light years = 2.365x10 12 kilometers

1 astronomical unit = roughly 1.496x10 -8 kilometers

2.365x10 12 kilometers = 15,809 astronomical units

Distance from Earth to Pluto = 32.6 astronomical units

Furthest reaches of the Oort Cloud = 2x10 5 astronomical units

Velocity of bear to reach Earth in .25 yrs = 3.795x10 9 meters per second

Speed of light in a vacuum = 2.99x10 8 meters per second

Velocity of bear in units of speed of light = 12.69c


  • Bears are extraterrestrials from an unidentified planetesimal in the furthest reaches of the Oort Cloud
  • Bears are capable of sustained velocities nearly 13 times greater in magnitude than the speed of light in a vacuum