Stalin Sorry Men's T-Shirt

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Stalin just wants peace and love. Putin would never understand.

  • Vibrant sublimation print will never fade, crack, or peel
  • Material: 100% mid-weight Polyester is super soft and comfortable
  • One-sided: print on one side, all white on back; Premium: full print on both sides

Made-to-order process takes approx. 1 week

  • Ultra-vivid 400dpi print

    We spent five years developing a sublimation printing method that allows for the highest dye sublimation production quality possible, and you’ll notice the difference from cheaper competitors.

    Quality Comparison

    Zero Void™ technology

    Combined with Layflat Construction allow for the print to fill the entire shirt without those annoying white marks along the seams and armpits you may have seen elsewhere.

    Zero Void Technology

    This shirt is cash, man

    Ultra Soft Fabric

    Soft… Like real soft

    Made from our proprietary “I can’t believe it’s not cotton” 100% mid-weight Polyester material. Developed specifically for sublimation for incredibly vibrant color, durability, and pill resistance.

    USA Factory

    Made in the USA

    Rest easy knowing that your threads were made right here in the USA by hand. This is probably why you’ll receive a shirt that doesn’t wrinkle, peel, fade, or crack and will last through many years of wear.

  • Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

    These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

  • Production & Shipping Times

    Please remember that all of our products are made-to-order. This means every order is made uniquely just for you as soon as you order it. Since we don’t mass produce our shiz in a desolate slave-wage compound in a coastal Chinese city, it does mean that production times will take a few days. Yes, even though we live in the instant gratification Amazon Prime era, we promise you’ll be seriously happy with what you receive!

    USA & Canada

    Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 2-5 Days Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 2-5 Days

    International

    Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 1-2 Weeks Production 1-2 Weeks, Shipping 1-2 Weeks

    Returns & Exchanges

    We care a lot of about our products and customers! You can return or exchange your order for any reason within 14 days of receiving it. If you received a damaged, defective, or incorrect item and would like to return it, we will refund you 100% of your order or we will exchange it at no extra cost to you. See our full Return & Exchange policy here.


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    MT
    12/14/2019
    Martin T.
    Sweden Sweden

    It’s cool

    ”Hey check this site out it’s kinda funny”

    A
    07/20/2019
    Anonymous
    United States United States

    Best shirt known to mankind!!!

    Bought this shirt for my son. Upon receiving it, he told me, "This is the best shirt known to mankind. Seriously though, this shirt is epic." High praise from a teenager whose typical response to everything is a dismissive shrug of the shoulders.

    CA
    06/04/2019
    Cesar A.
    United States United States

    I give these shirts 4 nick cages out of 4 nick cages

    Your shirts are dope

    06/06/2019
    Shirtwascash

    Hey hey Cesar! Thanks for the 5 stars! Keep shining on your new threads. Stay awesome!

    PH
    05/10/2019
    Padraic H.
    United States

    Bradical

    Yo what up boiz it your dude P-drizzle. This shirt be fire af tho. That fabric is more lit than Earl, and the print be more clean than my girl’s business n’awm sayin?

    05/18/2019
    Shirtwascash

    Heyo dude! Thanks for the cool feedback. We are thrilled to know that it truly fits your liking! Keep the swag!

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