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Kim Jong Ils Sun Mousepad

We pointed our cameras directly at the sun and this is the picture we took. At first we were shocked to see Kimmy Un, but then we remembered the tales of his family's amazing achievements such as:

His dad's supernatural birth - From N. Korea textbooks, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on a mountain and a bright star lit up in the sky at the same time. That's not all - the seasons changed from winter to spring and a rainbow appeared. I've never seen stars and rainbows at the same time but I bet it was amazing.

His dad was loved by all - According to state-run media, the world celebrates his birthday with festivals. Can't wait for the next one!

His dad invented the hamburger - Enough said. Thank you, kimmy. In-n-Out wouldn't exist without his grace.

His dad was a master golfer - Did you know that Kim shot 38 under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course – including 5 holes in one? Golf is notoriously the easiest sport to master and a snorefest to watch but I would tune in for that PGAofNK tournament.

Daddy Kim was an epic drinker - Kimmy was the larger single buyer of Hennessey for an extended time (probably those college days). He spent upwards to $1m per year.

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Mouse Pad Disclaimer & Gamer Guarantee: All of our mouse pads are 10.5 inches tall x 12 inches wide. They are printed in full resolution and true color using the same unique printing method found on our shirts. The image will never fade from use and if there are ever any signs of wear on the image - email us a picture for a replacement.

Thin Cloth Surface

Provides comfort during intense gaming and work sessions.

Rubberized Bottom

Offers stability for smooth mouse movement on any surface.

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