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Jimmies Unrustled Mousepad

Having unrustled jimmies is bliss. We've lived with our jimmies completely unrustled for nearly a year and it's done wonders for our overall health and forehead wrinkles. Last week, this redneck in a truck lifted two stories tall and shotguns mounted to the side panels rudely cut us off in traffic. Normally we'd go super saiyan in that situation.

Instead, we casually pulled up next to him for a full ten minutes with our heads turned directly at him and smiled the largest grins we could. He reacted positively by sweating profusely from both palms and pits. We believe he was captivated by our unrustled jimmies - and maybe he too felt part of our overwhelming bliss. Next time I bet he thinks twice before cutting someone off since there is no need to be in a rush or upset.

We're still currently parked in his driveway.


Mouse Pad Disclaimer & Gamer Guarantee: All of our mouse pads are 10.5 inches tall x 12 inches wide. They are printed in full resolution and true color using the same unique printing method found on our shirts. The image will never fade from use and if there are ever any signs of wear on the image - email us a picture for a replacement.

Thin Cloth Surface

Provides comfort during intense gaming and work sessions.

Rubberized Bottom

Offers stability for smooth mouse movement on any surface.