Jimmies Unrustled Mousepad

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Having unrustled jimmies is bliss. We've lived with our jimmies completely unrustled for nearly a year and it's done wonders for our overall health and forehead wrinkles. Last week, this redneck in a truck lifted two stories tall and shotguns mounted to the side panels rudely cut us off in traffic. Normally we'd go super saiyan in that situation.

Instead, we casually pulled up next to him for a full ten minutes with our heads turned directly at him and smiled the largest grins we could. He reacted positively by sweating profusely from both palms and pits. We believe he was captivated by our unrustled jimmies - and maybe he too felt part of our overwhelming bliss. Next time I bet he thinks twice before cutting someone off since there is no need to be in a rush or upset.

We're still currently parked in his driveway.

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Mouse Pad Disclaimer & Gamer Guarantee: All of our mouse pads are 10.5 inches tall x 12 inches wide. They are printed in full resolution and true color using the same unique printing method found on our shirts. The image will never fade from use and if there are ever any signs of wear on the image - email us a picture for a replacement.

Thin Cloth Surface

Provides comfort during intense gaming and work sessions.

Rubberized Bottom

Offers stability for smooth mouse movement on any surface.

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DL
01/09/2016
Daniel L.

Works as intended

I use it at work and whenever I look at it, it keeps my jimmies from getting rustled

KW
01/09/2016
Kara W.

10/10 would rustle again

Most glorious leader mousepad.

JR
09/29/2015
Jimmy R.

My jimmies

Once I received this mousepad I knew it was too sacred to use as such. I bought an $80 frame to hang this masterpiece above my fireplace where it shall grace my home and unrustle even the most rustled of jimmies. The pope just recently blessed it and my paraplegic brother can now walk again after just a few glances at this wonderful piece. Don't be surprised if they raise the price by 5,000% in the coming days. Buy as many as you can fit in your garage while you can. Dark days are among us, and your jimmies must remain unrustled to brave the coming storm.

ZP
12/25/2014
Zachary Peters

It's Great

A fantastic mouse pad. My jimmies remain forever unrustled due to it's large size and comfortable surface. 10/10 would buy again.

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Size Chart


All sizes in inches.

Mens T-Shirt
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19.5

21

22.5

24

25.5

27

Length
(B)

27.5

28.5

29.5

30.5

31.5

32.5

33

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little large.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Mens Tank
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

17.7

19.3

20.9

22.4

24

25.6

27

Length
(B)

26.8

28

29.1

30.3

31.5

32.6

33.8

Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more standard than our shirts.
These tanks are tall friendly.


Hoodies XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26 27
Hoodie sizing tips:
Our hoodies run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Sweatshirt XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26.5 27
Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our sweatshirts run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.

Womens Tee
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

Length
(B)

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls clothes fit standard American.

Leggings XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist (A) 10 5/8 11 5/8 12 5/8 13 5/8 14 5/8 15 5/8 16 5/8 17 5/8 18 5/8
Hips (B) 12 1/4 13 1/4 14 1/4 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 1/4 20 1/4
Inseam (C) 27 1/2 27 3/4 28 28 1/4 28 1/2 28 3/4 29 29 1/4 29 1/2
Leg Opening 3 7/8 4 1/8 4 3/8 4 5/8 4 7/8 5 1/8 5 3/8 5 5/8 5 7/8
Leggings sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US