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Hallucinating Moses

Size Guide

Did you know that the acacia tree contains some of the most psychedelic substances known to man? That party drug was mentioned all over the bible. Every time someone talks about heavy trips they were on, they always meet some sort of Godly presence. Makes you wonder if that bush was ever actually on fire. Regardless, this shirt is an accurate depiction of that pyromaniac's cannabis growing business. 

Please Note: The premium option is double-sided with the same image.

Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' shirt or are from Europe, order a size down!

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' tank or are from Europe, order a size down!

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
Handcrafted using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls shirts have a standard fit but run a tad large!
These shirts are manufactured from start to finish using new technologies & equipment.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.

Girl's Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US