"We praise Shirtwascash for their loyalty to our family and continued expression of goodwill towards our publics' relation. May they experience bright days of future similar to our always sunny good time beach party weather."
- Kim Jong Un, Son
Raise the banners high as we march towards final victory!
Dear leader works hard so the people can prosper. We cannot foresee his greatness to bring us beyond paradise. It is true as they say: North Korea is Best Korea!
His glory is limitless.
His beauty is endless.
His generosity is infinite.
His wisdom knows no bounds.