Dear Leader 5-Panel

Size Guide
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Stats and Descriptions
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Dear Leader's Glorious 5-panel Hat
Head
5 Armor Points
+10 Defense
+10 Charisma
-1 Disease Resistance
+1 Cold Resistance
Equip: When struck in combat  inflicts 4 Holy damage to the attacker.


North Korea is home to the world's most beautiful landscapes. Fun beach party weather all year long with lush floral meadows for picnic overlooked by powerful snow capped mountains. It's a dream - literally.

Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il, champion of all that is such amazement, landed in North Korea directly from the womb of God. He saw a barren land of misfortune and used his magical dreaming ability to reshape it into the gorgeous military-state we all cherish it for today.

Amazed by such achievements, world-renowned artists tried to capture a moment of his glory. All efforts were a shameful attempt until our Dearest Leader posed and painted his own picture. Stories are told of that moment - he used both of his hand's soft brush-like fingers to paint what you see before you today. The finished masterpiece was so bright from a golden afterglow, it took years for anyone besides our Dear Leader to see the final product.

Wearing Dear Leader is the nearest we can come to such honor and happy fun times. Thank you Dear Leader, our skulls will forever be wrapped by your legacy.

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Size Chart

Mens T-Shirt
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

28

29

30

31

32

33

34

Length
(B)

16.9

18.3

19.8

21.3

22.8

25

26

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little large.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Mens Tank
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

17

18.6

20

21.8

23.1

25

27.5

Length
(B)

28

29

30

31

32

33

34

Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts.
These tanks are tall friendly.


Hoodies XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length
(A)
28.3 29.2 30.1 30.9 31.9 32.8 34 34.8
Chest
(B)
16 16.5 17.5 17.9 18.2 18.9 19.7 20.5
Arm
(C)
26.2 26.9 27.7 28.4 29.2 29.7 31.1 31.8
Mid
(D)
20.1 20.9 21.6 22 23.2 23.8 24.8 25.6
Hoodie sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are more standard fit than our men's shirts.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Sweatshirt XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length
(A)
27.8 29.3 29.9 30.8 31.7 33.6 35 36.3
Chest
(B)
15.6 16.2 16.6 17.3 18.4 18.8 19.8 20.7
Arm
(C)
25.3 25.8 26.8 27.4 28.8 29.7 30.9 32
Mid
(D)
19.3 19.8 20 20.8 22.4 23 24 24.6
Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our sweatshirts are more standard than our men's shirts.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.

Womens Tee
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

16.4

17.3

18.5

19.4

20.4

21.2

22.7

Length
(B)

25.5

26.6

27.8

29

30

31.6

33.3

Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls clothes fit standard American.

Leggings XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US