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He wasn't bothered by being banished, but when they took his cookies, they crossed the line. Cookie Monster is coming back with a vengeance and he's brought some new friends.
We spent five years developing a sublimation printing method that allows for the highest dye sublimation production quality possible, and you’ll notice the difference from cheaper competitors.
Combined with Layflat Construction allow for the print to fill the entire shirt without those annoying white marks along the seams and armpits you may have seen elsewhere.
Made from our proprietary “I can’t believe it’s not cotton” 100% mid-weight Polyester material. Developed specifically for sublimation for incredibly vibrant color, durability, and pill resistance.
Rest easy knowing that your threads were made right here in the USA by hand. This is probably why you’ll receive a shirt that doesn’t wrinkle, peel, fade, or crack and will last through many years of wear.
These shirts are considered Standard fit, and should fit true to average American sizes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest | in | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 |
| cm | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | |
| Length | in | 27.5 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 30.5 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| cm | 69.8 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 77.5 | 80 | 82.5 | |
The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.
In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.
Please remember that all of our products are made-to-order. This means every order is made uniquely just for you as soon as you order it. Since we don’t mass produce our shiz in a desolate slave-wage compound in a coastal Chinese city, it does mean that production times will take a few days. Yes, even though we live in the instant gratification Amazon Prime era, we promise you’ll be seriously happy with what you receive!
We care a lot of about our products and customers! You can return or exchange your order for any reason within 14 days of receiving it. If you received a damaged, defective, or incorrect item and would like to return it, we will refund you 100% of your order or we will exchange it at no extra cost to you. See our full Return & Exchange policy here.
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