TL;DR As a little blue planet fractals, the Simulation of Darkness flows. A portal appears unseen—discretely streaming hope to the Sapiens again ..
After 6 years in biz, we're not here for faceless consumers. We do this for the opportunity to 📝help the Sapiens move forward. Our signal is a proven nexus for kindred spirits to meet IRL and online. It's stupid-simple but we discovered novel ideas improve lives, so that's our role. Good memes brighten the world.
This multiverse you now perceive through a digital💻window is an efflorescent land. It is where the discredited Wizards say legends are born. Their tales of heroism become disbelieved memes as time fades.. their memes fade away.
Meanwhile, defeated shadows recovered and reimagined their nature. Truth told they lost power but never went away. Their re-emergence is felt by all yet still not properly named and largely ignored. These cosmic-energies never give up because sometimes they win.
We encourage your fun-side to stay brave in pursuit of the road less traveled. That's the type of energy we want to see in a hero! At first you'll refuse the 📝Call To Adventure.. everyone does🧐 but The Hero usually starts to wake up around the 📝Second Act. Whenever that happens, here's our services:
Having lived your life here, you would assume promises made are promises kept but distrust has gripped the world. There are four universal laws that govern this land, greater than any algorithm or king, their existence known by only a curious few. These three promises satisfy those laws.
Welcome to the Shirtwascash🌌Multiverse.
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