{"title":"Men's Swim Trunks","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMen's Swim Trunks \u0026amp; Galaxy Swim Shorts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the deep end of swimwear. Our collection of \u003cb\u003eMen's Swim Trunks\u003c\/b\u003e is engineered for those who know that what you wear to the pool is a statement. These aren't just shorts; they're wearable \u003cb\u003ememes\u003c\/b\u003e, inside jokes, and cultural artifacts printed on premium, high-spec fabric. Forget disposable fast-fashion swim shorts that fade after one season. We build our gear with a heavyweight \u003cb\u003e240 GSM\u003c\/b\u003e recycled textile and vibrant, permanent \u003cb\u003edye sublimation\u003c\/b\u003e prints that don't know how to fade. This is the difference between a novelty item and a core piece of your summer wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSince 2014, we've been the authority on internet-native apparel. We translate the designs you know and love—from deep-cut gaming references to \u003cb\u003evaporwave aesthetics\u003c\/b\u003e—into meticulously crafted garments. Each pair of swim trunks features a comfortable mesh lining, two side pockets, a back pocket with a flap, and an elastic waistband with a durable drawstring. They’re designed to be the most comfortable and conversation-starting shorts you'll own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Vault\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile our catalog is always rotating, the DNA of our brand is in the iconic designs. Explore our legendary \u003cb\u003egalaxy swim shorts\u003c\/b\u003e or dive into nostalgic prints like the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/1st-edition-holographic-mens-swim-shorts\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e1st Edition Holographic Men's Swim Shorts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. We have everything from the instantly recognizable \u003ca href=\"\/products\/car-carpet-city-mens-swim-shorts\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCar Carpet City\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e pattern to the esoteric \u003ca href=\"\/products\/ancient-mew-hieroglyph-swim-shorts\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAncient Mew Hieroglyph Swim Shorts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Looking for a full fit? Many of these designs are also available as \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-all-over-print-shirts\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAll-Over-Print Shirts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-tank-tops\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMen's Tank Tops\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, perfect for creating a matching set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe spec sheet is our foundation. We obsess over materials so you don't have to. Every pair of our \u003cb\u003esublimation\u003c\/b\u003e swim trunks is built from a \u003cb\u003e240 GSM\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003e96% recycled polyester\u003c\/b\u003e and 4% elastane blend. This heavyweight fabric provides both durability and a comfortable four-way stretch. Our graphics are printed using a \u003cb\u003e300 DPI edge-to-edge dye sublimation\u003c\/b\u003e process, ensuring photo-quality detail that becomes part of the fabric itself. Each pair is a \u003cb\u003ecut-and-sew construction\u003c\/b\u003e, not a pre-made blank, for a superior fit. We hold multiple certifications, including \u003cb\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100\u003c\/b\u003e (safe from harmful substances), \u003cb\u003eGRS Certified\u003c\/b\u003e (Global Recycled Standard), and \u003cb\u003eREACH Compliant\u003c\/b\u003e, confirming our commitment to quality and sustainability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not new to this. With over \u003cb\u003e200,000+ orders shipped since 2014\u003c\/b\u003e, we've perfected our craft. All our apparel is \u003cb\u003emade-to-order\u003c\/b\u003e in our \u003cb\u003eUS\/EU\/Latvia facilities\u003c\/b\u003e, minimizing waste and ensuring every piece meets our quality standards. We ship \u003cb\u003eworldwide with tracking\u003c\/b\u003e, with domestic orders typically arriving in \u003cb\u003e5-10 business days\u003c\/b\u003e. Your satisfaction is guaranteed with our ironclad \u003cb\u003e90-day no-questions-asked\u003c\/b\u003e return policy on unworn items and a \u003cb\u003e24hr support response\u003c\/b\u003e time. This is the quality and service you expect from \u003cb\u003eThe OG Memewear Brand\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat makes these swim trunks different from typical store brands?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur shorts use a heavyweight \u003cb\u003e240 GSM\u003c\/b\u003e recycled fabric. This durable, premium material holds our vibrant \u003cb\u003esublimation\u003c\/b\u003e prints perfectly, unlike the thin, flimsy polyester found in mass-market trunks. They're built with a cut-and-sew construction for a superior fit and feel, certified by \u003cb\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100\u003c\/b\u003e and GRS for quality and sustainability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the designs fade, crack, or peel after swimming and washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe designs will absolutely not fade, crack, or peel. We use edge-to-edge dye \u003cb\u003esublimation\u003c\/b\u003e, which infuses the ink directly into the fibers of the recycled polyester. This process creates a permanent, high-resolution (\u003cb\u003e300 DPI\u003c\/b\u003e) graphic that's part of the fabric itself, ensuring it stays vibrant through sun, chlorine, and countless washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI'm not sure about the fit. What's your return policy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe offer a \u003cb\u003e90-day, no-questions-asked\u003c\/b\u003e return policy on all unworn items. Our goal is to ensure you get a perfect fit, so if you're not 100% satisfied, our support team is available to help with a return or exchange. We've processed over \u003cb\u003e200,000 orders\u003c\/b\u003e and stand by our quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long will it take to get my made-to-order swim trunks?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cb\u003emade-to-order\u003c\/b\u003e process typically takes 2-5 business days. Once shipped from our \u003cb\u003eUS\/EU facilities\u003c\/b\u003e, domestic orders arrive within \u003cb\u003e5-10 business days\u003c\/b\u003e, with worldwide tracking provided. This model ensures quality control and reduces waste, allowing us to offer hundreds of unique designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Jeff K., Sublimation Team Lead — Las Vegas, NV\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"1st-edition-holographic-mens-swim-shorts","title":"1st Edition Holographic Men's Swim Shorts","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChannel the ultimate \u003cstrong\u003efirst edition holographic\u003c\/strong\u003e energy from the peak trading card era of the late 90s. This design captures that prismatic foil refraction effect where collectors would tilt cards under fluorescent lights to catch every shimmer (now permanently sublimated on quick-dry fabric that needs gentle air-drying to keep colors vivid). 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