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Dear Leader 5 Panel

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Stats and Descriptions
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Dear Leader's Glorious 5-panel Hat
Head
5 Armor Points
+10 Defense
+10 Charisma
-1 Disease Resistance
+1 Cold Resistance
Equip: When struck in combat  inflicts 4 Holy damage to the attacker.


North Korea is home to the world's most beautiful landscapes. Fun beach party weather all year long with lush floral meadows for picnic overlooked by powerful snow capped mountains. It's a dream - literally.

Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il, champion of all that is such amazement, landed in North Korea directly from the womb of God. He saw a barren land of misfortune and used his magical dreaming ability to reshape it into the gorgeous military-state we all cherish it for today.

Amazed by such achievements, world-renowned artists tried to capture a moment of his glory. All efforts were a shameful attempt until our Dearest Leader posed and painted his own picture. Stories are told of that moment - he used both of his hand's soft brush-like fingers to paint what you see before you today. The finished masterpiece was so bright from a golden afterglow, it took years for anyone besides our Dear Leader to see the final product.

Wearing Dear Leader is the nearest we can come to such honor and happy fun times. Thank you Dear Leader, our skulls will forever be wrapped by your legacy.

Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' shirt or are from Europe, order a size down!

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' tank or are from Europe, order a size down!

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
Handcrafted using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls shirts have a standard fit but run a tad large!
These shirts are manufactured from start to finish using new technologies & equipment.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.

Girl's Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US