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Live Slow Die Whenever from $24.99
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the Astrosloth Hoodie from $59.95
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oh hello from $24.99
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oh hello (Girls) from $24.99
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oh hello Tank from $24.99
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the Astrosloth from $24.99
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Live Slow Die Whenever Tank from $24.99
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oh hello Sweatshirt $49.95
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the Astrosloth Tank from $24.99
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Live Slow Die Whenever Mousepad $14.99
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Live Slow Die Whenever Black Pocket Tee $24.99
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the Astrosloth (Girls) from $24.99
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the Astrosloth Black Pocket Tee $24.99
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oh hello Hoodie from $59.95
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the Astrosloth Mousepad $14.99
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the Astrosloth White Pocket Tee $24.99
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Live Slow Die Whenever White Pocket Tee $24.99
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Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
Handcrafted using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.

Girl's Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US