The Bearstronaut

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Fact: Bears adopted the talent of hibernation during prolonged rocket missions to Earth. The planet that bears originitated from is the exact distance from Earth as the common duration of a winter on earth, in light years. They brought back this bear shirt as memorabilia for their travels and rich historical past.

Calculations

1 light year = 9.461x10 12 kilometers

.25 light years = 2.365x10 12 kilometers

1 astronomical unit = roughly 1.496x10 -8 kilometers

2.365x10 12 kilometers = 15,809 astronomical units

Distance from Earth to Pluto = 32.6 astronomical units

Furthest reaches of the Oort Cloud = 2x10 5 astronomical units

Velocity of bear to reach Earth in .25 yrs = 3.795x10 9 meters per second

Speed of light in a vacuum = 2.99x10 8 meters per second

Velocity of bear in units of speed of light = 12.69c


Conclusions:

  • Bears are extraterrestrials from an unidentified planetesimal in the furthest reaches of the Oort Cloud
  • Bears are capable of sustained velocities nearly 13 times greater in magnitude than the speed of light in a vacuum
Material
This unisex shirt is our most popular product . It’s made from 100% spun poly for vibrant sublimation printing that feels like cotton .

Shipping & Returns
We offer an unlimited return and exchange policy. Every garment is handmade to order. Current shipping times are  approx. 2 weeks.
Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
Handcrafted using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.

Girl's Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US