Funny Collection

Gettin' Swole Tank $19.99
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Live Slow Die Whenever from $24.99
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Glorious Dear Leader Shirt from $24.99
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Trump Cards from $24.99
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Dank Hill from $24.99
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Black Science Man from $24.99
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Thomas the Dank Engine from $24.99
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North Park from $24.99
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Vaporwave Shirt from $24.99
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Most Glorious Dear Leader from $24.99
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Meme Boys from $24.99
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Sponge Cop Dank Wear from $24.99
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Gotta go fast shirt $24.99
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The Rarest from $24.99
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Sponge Cop Dank Wear Hoodie from $59.95
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the Astrosloth Hoodie from $59.95
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Lenny Face from $24.99
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Thomas the Dank Engine Tank from $24.99
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The Bearstronaut from $24.99
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oh hello from $24.99
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Trump Cards Tank from $24.99
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oh hello (Girls) from $24.99
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Eyes of Doge from $24.99
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Vaporwave Hoodie from $59.95
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Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
Handcrafted using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.

Girl's Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US