Navy Seal Copypasta Hoodie

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This bad ass hoodie design is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype and maybe doesn't have a mom.

  • Vibrant sublimation print will never fade, crack, or peel
  • Unisex hoodie style looks great on guys and girls
  • Material: 100% Polyester exterior, 100% Cotton-Fleece interior

Made-to-order process takes approx. 1-2 weeks to ship.

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07/03/2016
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up. Since these are Cotton, they may shrink slightly once washed.

Men's Tank Top Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 19 20.5 21.5 23.5 25 27
cm 44.4 48.3 52.1 54.6 59.7 63.5 68.6
Length in 26 28 29 29.5 31 32 33
cm 66 71.1 73.7 74.9 53.3 81.3 83.8

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular tank top or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart

Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Scoop T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19 20.5 22 23.5 25.5 27
cm 45.7 48.3 52.1 55.9 59.7 64.8 68.6
Length in 30 30.5 31 31.5 32 33 33.5
cm 76.2 77.5 78.7 80 81.3 83.8 85.1

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement. Remember since this is a scoop tee, the Length measurement should be longer than a normal shirt.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 18.5 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.5 23.5
cm 44.4 47 49.5 52.1 54.6 57.1 59.7
Length in 25.5 26 26.5 27 27.5 28 28.5
cm 64.78 66 67.3 68.6 69.8 71.1 72.4

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's Leggings Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist in 10.5 11.5 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5
cm 26.7 29.2 31.8 34.29 36.8 39.4 41.9 44.5 47
Hips in 12.25 13.25 14.25 15.25 16.25 17.25 18.25 19.25 20.25
cm 31.1 33.7 36.2 38.7 41.3 43.8 46.4 48.9 51.4
Inseam in 27.5 27.75 28 28.25 28.5 28.75 29 29.25 29.5
cm 69.9 70.5 71.1 71.8 72.4 73 73.7 74.3 74.9

How To Measure Like A Boss

Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).

Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).

Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

Dog Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length in 10 13 16 20 25 32
cm 25.4 33 40.6 50.8 63.5 81.3
Neck in 9 10 13 17 22 25
cm 22.9 25.4 33 43.2 55.9 63.5
Chest in 14 18 22 26 30 34
cm 35.6 45.7 55.9 66 76.2 86.4

How To Measure Your Pup

Doggos are a little tricky to measure properly, so please follow these instructions. If you are in between sizes, order the closest size matching the "Length" measurement of your dog (i.e. if dog’s Length is 17.5", order the size M).

If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.

Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.

Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.

Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.