the Astrosloth Men's Tank

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Maybe you don't want to do very much? Don't feel down, we don't either. Just put this sloth tank on, hang around, relax, and slow down.

  • Vibrant sublimation print will never fade, crack, or peel
  • Material: 100% lightweight Polyester is super soft and comfortable
  • One-sided: print on one side, all white on back; Premium: full print on both sides

Made-to-order process takes approx. 1-2 weeks to ship.

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    01/10/2016

    The astrosloth tank

    It was cool. Shirt was made of a very different material than I had hoped, very thin. There were a few spots that were white and not printed but that was to be expected and was stated on the website before I purchased, they are not very noticeable so it's no big deal. All in all it's pretty cool. I will probably buy more shirts from here even though they are so thin.

    RJ
    Robert J.
    01/13/2016
    Shirtwascash

    Heya, our tanks are definitely more thin than our other products. I personally really like it but it really comes down to individual tastes.

    01/09/2016

    Awesome

    It takes awhile to get your order but worth it know American workers are fulfilling orders for Americans. Awesome place and great quality truly !!!!!!

    CB
    Corey B.
    01/09/2016

    $$$$$$

    Bought astronaut sloth shirt, life quality up 2000%: I can now play the piano, eat skittles, and do my taxes simultaneously.

    VO
    Vincent O.
    01/09/2016

    Awesome stuff loved the shirt

    Awesome stuff loved the shirt I bought

    HB
    Holly B.


    Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart

    Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up. Since these are Cotton, they may shrink slightly once washed.

    Men's Tank Top Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 17.5 19 20.5 21.5 23.5 25 27
    cm 44.4 48.3 52.1 54.6 59.7 63.5 68.6
    Length in 26 28 29 29.5 31 32 33
    cm 66 71.1 73.7 74.9 53.3 81.3 83.8

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular tank top or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Unisex Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart

    Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
    Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
    cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Men's Scoop T-Shirt Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 18 19 20.5 22 23.5 25.5 27
    cm 45.7 48.3 52.1 55.9 59.7 64.8 68.6
    Length in 30 30.5 31 31.5 32 33 33.5
    cm 76.2 77.5 78.7 80 81.3 83.8 85.1

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement. Remember since this is a scoop tee, the Length measurement should be longer than a normal shirt.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Women's T-Shirt Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest in 17.5 18.5 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.5 23.5
    cm 44.4 47 49.5 52.1 54.6 57.1 59.7
    Length in 25.5 26 26.5 27 27.5 28 28.5
    cm 64.78 66 67.3 68.6 69.8 71.1 72.4

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

    In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

    Women's Leggings Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
    Waist in 10.5 11.5 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5
    cm 26.7 29.2 31.8 34.29 36.8 39.4 41.9 44.5 47
    Hips in 12.25 13.25 14.25 15.25 16.25 17.25 18.25 19.25 20.25
    cm 31.1 33.7 36.2 38.7 41.3 43.8 46.4 48.9 51.4
    Inseam in 27.5 27.75 28 28.25 28.5 28.75 29 29.25 29.5
    cm 69.9 70.5 71.1 71.8 72.4 73 73.7 74.3 74.9

    How To Measure Like A Boss

    Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).

    Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).

    Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

    Dog Hoodie Size Chart

    Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
      XS S M L XL 2XL
    Length in 10 13 16 20 25 32
    cm 25.4 33 40.6 50.8 63.5 81.3
    Neck in 9 10 13 17 22 25
    cm 22.9 25.4 33 43.2 55.9 63.5
    Chest in 14 18 22 26 30 34
    cm 35.6 45.7 55.9 66 76.2 86.4

    How To Measure Your Pup

    Doggos are a little tricky to measure properly, so please follow these instructions. If you are in between sizes, order the closest size matching the "Length" measurement of your dog (i.e. if dog’s Length is 17.5", order the size M).

    If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.

    Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.

    Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.

    Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.