Banana Pattern Desk Mat

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Did you know that we share at least 50% of our DNA with bananas? Now that you know, this banana pattern desk mat will always remind you how lucky you are to be a human and not just a yellow tropical fruit.

  • Extra long to cover entire workspace: approx. 31" wide by 11.5" tall
  • Vibrant print on front will look great on your desk
  • Simple and durable cloth surface construction allows your mouse to glide easily
  • Non-slip rubberized backing ensures it stays in place on your desk

Made-to-order process takes approx. 7 days or less.

  • This desk mat is like an extra long mousepad. Like the Dachshund of mousepads.

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  • Production & Shipping Times

    Please remember that all of our products are made-to-order. This means every order is made uniquely just for you as soon as you order it. Since we don’t mass produce our shiz in a desolate slave-wage compound in a coastal Chinese city, it does mean that production times will take a few days. Yes, even though we live in the instant gratification Amazon Prime era, we promise you’ll be seriously happy with what you receive!

    USA & Canada

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    Returns & Exchanges

    We care a lot of about our products and customers! You can return or exchange your order for any reason within 14 days of receiving it. If you received a damaged, defective, or incorrect item and would like to return it, we will refund you 100% of your order or we will exchange it at no extra cost to you. See our full Return & Exchange policy here.

  • So, how can we help?

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    United Kingdom

    Absolutely Bananas

    Fookin sik deskmat m8.

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    Ian L.
    United States

    My new desk mat

    I'm honestly really pleased with my banana desk mat, as well as all of the products I've bought from this website. I've been a customer of this website/company for a long time now and it's been a blast seeing it grow and expand. 5/7 would recommend.

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    Alex A.

    Very high in Potassium

    When I opened my package I was expecting a fully functional desk mat and, unsurprisingly, that's exactly what I got. 5/7 a perfect score

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