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Static Sphere Desk Mat $29.99
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Static Sphere Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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Static Sphere Trucker Hat $14.99
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Static Sphere Socks $14.99
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Melted Socks $14.99
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Metro Sunset Socks $14.99
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Melted Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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No Normies Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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Metro Sunset Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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Melted Mousepad $14.99
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Metro Sunset Mousepad $14.99
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Melted Trucker Hat $14.99
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Metro Sunset Trucker Hat $14.99
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Melted Desk Mat $29.99
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Metro Sunset Desk Mat $29.99
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Wub a Lub Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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Falling Astronaut Trucker Hat $14.99
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DMTrump Socks $14.99
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DMTrump Trucker Hat $14.99
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San Skeletor Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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Starburst Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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DMTrump Laptop Sleeve from $27.50
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Starburst Desk Mat $29.99
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DMTrump Desk Mat $29.99
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Sizing (in inches)

Men's Shirts

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19

21

22

24

25

27

Length
(B)

27

28

29

30

31

32

33

Shoulder
(C)

16

18

19

21

22

24

25

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Tank Tops

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
18 19 21 22 24 25 27
Length
(B)
27 28 29 30 31 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
18 20 21 23 24 26 27
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest
(A)
19 20 22 23 25 26 28
Length
(B)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Shoulder
(C)
17 19 20 22 23 25 25
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
Handcrafted using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Girl's Shirts

XS S M L XL
Chest
(A)
15 16 17 18 19
Length
(B)
24 25 26 27 28
Shoulder
(C)
14 15 16 17 18
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.

Girl's Leggings

XXS XS S M L XL
Waist (A) 23 24 27 30 32 34
Hips (B) 25 27 30 33 36 38
Inseam (C) 29 29 30 32 33 34
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US