Father forgive me, for I have sold Shirtwascash.

November 02, 2018

I'm selling Shirtwascash.

Some of you may remember our most opened email ever from January titled This is difficult to write so I'm just going to be honest. Read it again if you'd like but the gist was that I was tired of being someone I no longer was on here in the pursuit of profit. Our brand image and audiences weren't changing but I did.

Some of you may remember when I was just another anonymous troll starting Shirtwascash 4.5 years ago in /r/4chan. The internet was a much different time back then. It feels like forever ago. That was when memes still had unknown denizens in them and independent artist cartoons instead of celebs and Spongebob.

Some of you may have thought you were on just another gag gift or raver gear website and never realized almost all of our designs are submitted by anonymous users and voted by this entire email list. Being community responsive and driven is at the heard of what we do.

I have used Shirtwascash as a way to test social boundaries both online and in the clothes we wear for almost 5 years. Over the years and lessons, Shirtwascash helped break a lifetime of depression for me and I feel deep gratitude every day of my life to you for helping that happen. There are no politics in love.

I am seeing too much sadness and division in the world right now - I am not sure if my heart just opened up more to it or if things are actually worse but I now feel a responsibility to help more. I've increasingly felt this way for years.


I am here to announce that Shirtwascash was sold to a firm that works with social good blockchain & cryptocurrency projects called  UpholderI started Upholder last December with two partners. With the crypto crash, Upholder's employees were offered new roles here so we can keep them on the team.

Similar to when I started Shirtwascash, the future is quite uncertain and exciting. Our manufacturing is fully vertical now and we're brave enough to do things others won't.

At this point, only poor sales can tell us what is acceptable to print. We want to help you be more fun in the world but also understand apparel is a simple tool to share values and beliefs.

>what should I expect from Shirtwascash moving forward?

We are taking social responsibility to help foster fun yet respectful discussion in all of our channels. Our intent is to become a destination that is multi-faceted and genuinely accepting of others. We hope to become a good example for others to replicate over time.

Learn more about what to expect from us and the values we represent.

>how can I help?

I'll be blunt - we need to increase our sales back to numbers we haven't had in a year or two before we go broke.

We are currently doing $20k-$30k revenue per month but need $60k+ to break even and have some runway in the bank. If you are looking for Christmas gifts or can take a moment to share us - we'd appreciate it.

Please take a moment to follow us below too. I engage with everyone directly as much as possible and mainstream social media is where conversations are happening today.

If you are cautious of our change, I get it. This is basically a 180° switch and further reading can be found under Our Values  on our website. You can also comment on this announcement here.

 

To new beginnings,


13 Responses

Alan
Alan

January 28, 2019

There needs to be more effort to advertise and get the brand out there. If more people knew about your apparel it would be pretty popular.

Green
Green

December 06, 2018

Prices have increased and now i know why, good luck anon you’ll need it. I’ve always browsed the website but never purchased anything.

Bradley Allf
Bradley Allf

November 27, 2018

Hey what’s up with these copycat shirt companies stealing our SWC ideas— literally exact copies of some of the shirts? There’s a bunch popping up on IG. They putting you out of business anon??? We can break their kneecaps.

Mike
Mike

November 22, 2018

Big f

NoName
NoName

November 21, 2018

F

Anon Shirtwascash
Anon Shirtwascash

November 21, 2018

Please take time to read the entire post. I am also going to make a video to help. I am not going anywhere and am still majority owner of SWC.

I bought it with another company I started with two other partners. This is a bit of a death of something but that meme spirit died years ago. This is only a new beginning but mission-based with a way bigger and better team.

Frank
Frank

November 21, 2018

What’s with the shady blockchain company?

Meh
Meh

November 20, 2018

They better drop the prices because I only bothered spending so much because I thought OG-Anon was a chill guy

NoName
NoName

November 20, 2018

F’s in da chat plz.

Anon Shirtwascash
Anon Shirtwascash

November 20, 2018

Hey, thanks for the support! We’re really looking forward to what the new year brings. Our team has never been stronger.

D33P_Cyphor
D33P_Cyphor

November 20, 2018

f

Troy
Troy

November 20, 2018

damn dude, this sucked to read, especially hearing about the numbers you guys have to pull to stay in business, but I’m glad everything isn’t just shutting down at a moments notice, will always support you anon

John Farish
John Farish

November 19, 2018

Best of luck in your new endeavours. Thanks for all the shirts!

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Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

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Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

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Men's Tank Top Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 19 20.5 21.5 23.5 25 27
cm 44.4 48.3 52.1 54.6 59.7 63.5 68.6
Length in 26 28 29 29.5 31 32 33
cm 66 71.1 73.7 74.9 53.3 81.3 83.8

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Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

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Unisex Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart

Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

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In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

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In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Scoop T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19 20.5 22 23.5 25.5 27
cm 45.7 48.3 52.1 55.9 59.7 64.8 68.6
Length in 30 30.5 31 31.5 32 33 33.5
cm 76.2 77.5 78.7 80 81.3 83.8 85.1

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Women's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 18.5 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.5 23.5
cm 44.4 47 49.5 52.1 54.6 57.1 59.7
Length in 25.5 26 26.5 27 27.5 28 28.5
cm 64.78 66 67.3 68.6 69.8 71.1 72.4

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In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's Leggings Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist in 10.5 11.5 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5
cm 26.7 29.2 31.8 34.29 36.8 39.4 41.9 44.5 47
Hips in 12.25 13.25 14.25 15.25 16.25 17.25 18.25 19.25 20.25
cm 31.1 33.7 36.2 38.7 41.3 43.8 46.4 48.9 51.4
Inseam in 27.5 27.75 28 28.25 28.5 28.75 29 29.25 29.5
cm 69.9 70.5 71.1 71.8 72.4 73 73.7 74.3 74.9

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Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).

Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

Dog Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length in 10 13 16 20 25 32
cm 25.4 33 40.6 50.8 63.5 81.3
Neck in 9 10 13 17 22 25
cm 22.9 25.4 33 43.2 55.9 63.5
Chest in 14 18 22 26 30 34
cm 35.6 45.7 55.9 66 76.2 86.4

How To Measure Your Pup

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If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.

Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.

Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.

Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.