Father forgive me, for I have sold Shirtwascash.

by Anon Shirtwascash November 02, 2018

I'm selling Shirtwascash.

Some of you may remember our most opened email ever from January titled This is difficult to write so I'm just going to be honest. You can go read it again if you'd like but the gist of it was that I was tired of being someone I no longer was on here in the pursuit of profit. Our brand image and target audiences weren't changing but I did.

Some of you may remember when I was just another anonymous troll starting Shirtwascash 4.5 years ago in /r/4chan. The internet was a much different time back then. It feels like forever ago. That was when memes still had unknown denizens in them and independent artist cartoons instead of celebs and Spongebob.

Some of you may have thought you were on just another gag gift or raver gear website and never realized almost all of our designs are submitted by anonymous users and voted by our entire email list. Being community responsive and driven is at the heard of what we do.

I have used Shirtwascash as a way to test social boundaries both online and in the clothes we wear for almost 5 years. Over the years and lessons, Shirtwascash helped break a lifetime of depression for me and I feel overwhelming gratitude to you for helping make that happen. There are no politics in love.

I am seeing too much sadness and division in the world right now - I am not sure if my heart just opened up more to it or if things are actually worse but I now feel a responsibility to help more. I've increasingly felt this way for years.



Well, I am here to announce that Shirtwascash is being sold to a firm that works with social good blockchain & cryptocurrency projects called  UpholderI started it last December along with two partners. We plan to rebuild this brand back up and it has my attention again.

Only problem is we don't have a Christmas line started, upwards of 10 product types were never released, and we'll have a burn rate (more expenses than revenue) but I'm confident we'll sort all of that out with effort. The thing I'm most unsure about is what messaging and content will respond well with you.

At the moment, I am experimenting on social media to find new direction. Your DMs and participation in the comment sections best help me know what works. Trust me, I'll keep crossing lines and making mistakes and I hope that's okay.

If you are intrigued by this post, sweet! Further reading can be found in the links under Our Values in the menu.

To new beginnings,

Anon Shirtwascash
Anon Shirtwascash


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Size Chart


All sizes in inches.

Mens T-Shirt
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

18

19.5

21

22.5

24

25.5

27

Length
(B)

27.5

28.5

29.5

30.5

31.5

32.5

33

Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run a little large.
These shirts are tall friendly.

Mens Tank
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

17.7

19.3

20.9

22.4

24

25.6

27

Length
(B)

26.8

28

29.1

30.3

31.5

32.6

33.8

Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more standard than our shirts.
These tanks are tall friendly.


Hoodies XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26 27
Hoodie sizing tips:
Our hoodies run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
 

Sweatshirt XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length
(A)
28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Chest
(B)
19 20.5 22 23.5 25 26.5 27
Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our sweatshirts run a little large.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.

Womens Tee
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL

Chest
(A)

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

Length
(B)

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls clothes fit standard American.

Leggings XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist (A) 10 5/8 11 5/8 12 5/8 13 5/8 14 5/8 15 5/8 16 5/8 17 5/8 18 5/8
Hips (B) 12 1/4 13 1/4 14 1/4 15 1/4 16 1/4 17 1/4 18 1/4 19 1/4 20 1/4
Inseam (C) 27 1/2 27 3/4 28 28 1/4 28 1/2 28 3/4 29 29 1/4 29 1/2
Leg Opening 3 7/8 4 1/8 4 3/8 4 5/8 4 7/8 5 1/8 5 3/8 5 5/8 5 7/8
Leggings sizing tips:
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US