SWC now accepts LeNewMemeNiceMayMayManCoin!

September 15, 2014

Shirtwascash likes to stay on top of two things:
le new funny may mays and profits.

For a while now we've been mining customers of their bitcoins which has only led to our tears. We can't fully blame the price though because our tears taste delicious and it cuts down on water expense. Everyone knows that cryptocurrencies are the future and will replace all forms of greed, self-interest, and lead to world peace. At first we felt BTC was the chosen one since we just want to get rich really fast, but then LNMNMMC was launched and those tears turned into dollar signs.

Here's some photos from our office to help visualize this bit of the story 
(get it?  bit of the story? lol...ammirite? Like.. "bit" as in bitcoin. It's a play on words. Lol. #explainingmyjokes)

 

So without further ado, tip your fedoras to us as we celebrate accepting LENEWMEMEMAYMAYMANCOIN for our bravery line of apparel.

 

Here's a few of the advantages from the /r/circlejerk scientist developer's website:

  • It’s backed by the world’s most popular meme: Le New Meme Nice Maymay Man! That’s right everyone, this will soon be the world’s most hilarious cryptocurrency. Better meme up!
  • Anyone can mine it! Throw that $4,000 mining hardware in the garbage! Thanks to an innovative coin generation scheme, anyone with a personal computer should be able to produce their own LNMNMMMCs without wasting much power or computational resources.
  • Enhanced Security!Transactions have been reworked from the ground up in the LeNewMemeNiceMayMayManCoin client, and as such it is virtually impossible to steal someone’s hard-earned LNMNMMMCs remotely.
  • No Premine! That’s right, it’ll be a level playing field for everyone! We guarantee 100% that LNMNMMMC will absolutely not be released with a premined blockchain. When the client is finished, the time and date of the release will be announced at least 48 hours ahead of time to give everyone a fair shake at earning some LeNewMemeNiceMayMayManCoins.
  • No IPO or Buy-in! We don’t want to take your money. Just mine your coins on Day 1 like everyone else. 

Need to mine some LNMNMMMCoins? Click here:

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Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's Cotton T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up. Since these are Cotton, they may shrink slightly once washed.

Men's Tank Top Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 19 20.5 21.5 23.5 25 27
cm 44.4 48.3 52.1 54.6 59.7 63.5 68.6
Length in 26 28 29 29.5 31 32 33
cm 66 71.1 73.7 74.9 53.3 81.3 83.8

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular tank top or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart

Lightweight Hoodie Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular hoodie in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this hoodie does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19.5 21 22.5 24 25.5 27
cm 45.7 49.5 53.3 57.2 61 64.8 68.6
Length in 27.5 28 29 30 30.5 31.5 32.5
cm 69.8 71.1 73.7 76.2 77.5 80 82.5

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular sweatshirt or t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this sweatshirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Men's Scoop T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 18 19 20.5 22 23.5 25.5 27
cm 45.7 48.3 52.1 55.9 59.7 64.8 68.6
Length in 30 30.5 31 31.5 32 33 33.5
cm 76.2 77.5 78.7 80 81.3 83.8 85.1

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement. Remember since this is a scoop tee, the Length measurement should be longer than a normal shirt.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's T-Shirt Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest in 17.5 18.5 19.5 20.5 21.5 22.5 23.5
cm 44.4 47 49.5 52.1 54.6 57.1 59.7
Length in 25.5 26 26.5 27 27.5 28 28.5
cm 64.78 66 67.3 68.6 69.8 71.1 72.4

How To Measure Like A Boss

The easiest way to guarantee you order the right size is to take a regular t-shirt in your closet that fits you perfectly and lay it flat on the floor or bed. Make sure it’s stretched out nice and flat. Then measure the chest right below the armpits to get your Chest measurement, and from the highest point on the shoulder all the way to the bottom hem to get your Length measurement.

In between sizes? Always best to order a size up, but remember this shirt does not shrink. Looking for a more slim fit? Try ordering one size down, but make sure the Length measurement won’t be too short.

Women's Leggings Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Waist in 10.5 11.5 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5
cm 26.7 29.2 31.8 34.29 36.8 39.4 41.9 44.5 47
Hips in 12.25 13.25 14.25 15.25 16.25 17.25 18.25 19.25 20.25
cm 31.1 33.7 36.2 38.7 41.3 43.8 46.4 48.9 51.4
Inseam in 27.5 27.75 28 28.25 28.5 28.75 29 29.25 29.5
cm 69.9 70.5 71.1 71.8 72.4 73 73.7 74.3 74.9

How To Measure Like A Boss

Waist: Place tape measure between the bottom of your ribs and the top of your hip bones (often it feels like the smallest point).

Hip: Place measuring tape around the widest part of your bottom (this is between your hips and thighs).

Inseam: Place tape measure at the top of the inside of your thigh and measure down to your ankle.

Dog Hoodie Size Chart

Men's T-Shirt Size Chart
  XS S M L XL 2XL
Length in 10 13 16 20 25 32
cm 25.4 33 40.6 50.8 63.5 81.3
Neck in 9 10 13 17 22 25
cm 22.9 25.4 33 43.2 55.9 63.5
Chest in 14 18 22 26 30 34
cm 35.6 45.7 55.9 66 76.2 86.4

How To Measure Your Pup

Doggos are a little tricky to measure properly, so please follow these instructions. If you are in between sizes, order the closest size matching the "Length" measurement of your dog (i.e. if dog’s Length is 17.5", order the size M).

If your dog is super ripped or extra fluffy, you may need a size up.

Length: This is the most important measurement. Measure from the top of the back (base of the neck right below where the dog collar sits), all the way down to the base of the tail, along the dog’s backbone.

Neck: Measure around the girth of the neck at the middle point of the neck, usually where the dog collar sits.

Chest: Measure around the girth of the chest, right behind the front legs. This should be the largest part of the chest.