We contacted Satoshi Nakamoto for inside information before releasing this mousepad. At first he sounded very confused, but eventually he told us the details on where his private keys are located. Something about "go away". We took that as code word to get up and just start walking down the street.
Almost magically, we saw a BMW. The "B" and the first line of the "W" was missing so we travelled northwest. It led us directly to a Party USA. We immediately bought wizard costumes and left. We were so close to those millions we could almost taste it.
The door to a liquor store was wide open and to our surprise there was a neon "We Accept BTC" sign in the window. It was too much of a coincidence to ignore. We entered the premise and was completely blacked out by the time we left since we have control issues. I checked my phone in the morning and saw I spent my entire hot wallet at that liquor store, which is a bit of a disappointment, but we're going to go back there to pick up where we left off really soon.
Mouse Pad Disclaimer & Gamer Guarantee: All of our mouse pads are 10.5 inches tall x 12 inches wide. They are printed in full resolution and true color using the same unique printing method found on our shirts. The image will never fade from use and if there are ever any signs of wear on the image - email us a picture for a replacement.
Thin Cloth Surface
Provides comfort during intense gaming and work sessions.
Offers stability for smooth mouse movement on any surface.
Men's shirt sizing tips: Our shirts run larger than normal. These shirts are tall friendly. If you want a 'fitted' shirt or are from Europe, order a size down!
Tank sizing tips: Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large. These tanks are tall friendly. If you want a 'fitted' tank or are from Europe, order a size down!
Hoodies and Sweatshirts
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips: Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts. We handcraft these using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside. These are tall friendly. If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
Girl's shirts sizing tips: Our girls shirts have a standard fit but run a tad large! These shirts are manufactured from start to finish using new technologies & equipment. All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada. All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering. Our sizing is "standard" for the US