For a while now we've been mining customers of their bitcoins which has only led to our tears. We can't fully blame the price though because our tears taste delicious and it cuts down on water expense. Everyone knows that cryptocurrencies are the future and will replace all forms of greed, self-interest, and lead to world peace. At first we felt BTC was the chosen one since we just want to get rich really fast, but then LNMNMMC was launched and those tears turned into dollar signs.
Here's some photos from our office to help visualize this bit of the story
(get it? bit of the story? lol...ammirite? Like.. "bit" as in bitcoin. It's a play on words. Lol. #explainingmyjokes)
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Men's shirt sizing tips:
Our shirts run larger than normal.
These shirts are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' shirt or are from Europe, order a size down!
Tank sizing tips:
Our tanks fit more normal than our shirts but still a tad large.
These tanks are tall friendly.
If you want a 'fitted' tank or are from Europe, order a size down!
Hoodie/Sweatshirt sizing tips:
Our hoodies & sweatshirts are a fashion fit cut and more standard than our men's shirts.
We handcraft these using premium fabrics - the outside is smooth and fluffy on the inside.
These are tall friendly.
If you want it to be "baggy", consider ordering a size up.
Girl's shirts sizing tips:
Our girls shirts have a standard fit but run a tad large!
These shirts are manufactured from start to finish using new technologies & equipment.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and our quality is very high.
Leggings sizing tips:
We hand-make all of our leggings in Las Vegas, Nevada.
All fabrics are preshrunk, the colors will never fade, and minimal sheering.
Our sizing is "standard" for the US